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None other than Jessica Alba of course! Yup, life is going real good for our favorite actress these days. After getting back with Cash Warren (or so their Pacific Palisades pictures depict), Jessica was recently announced to have the sexiest strut in Hollywood. She beat Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, and even the legend Marilyn Monroe! Wow! The hair removal firm Veet hired mathematicians from Cambridge University to analyze famous female celebrities and see what gives them their sexy sway. The math experts found out that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the strut into a woman’s walk. According to the experts, the ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during walking. And the nearer hips:waist ratio is to 0.7, the sexier. So what’s the ratio of Jessica? The perfect score of 0.7! Wow! Marilyn Monroe’s score was 0.69, very close but Jess wins hands down. Way to go Jess and hope you keep your figure sexy! Catcalls anyone? =)
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Yeah, that’s what forensic handwriting expert Sheila Lowe did when she was interviewed by US magazine. According to the expert, Jessica’s overall penmanship translates to the fact that our favorite actress loves to bask in the spotlight. Oh well, who doesn’t right? Lol! Ms. Lowe is the author of “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Handwriting Analysis” and she further asserts that Jessica has ‘enthusiasm, optimism and is open to new experiences’.
Ms. Lowe was quoted as saying that “The tall capital letters are made by one who draws the spotlight. The ‘I’ dot is a dash, written quickly, with impatience.” The expert further shares, “The loops on the J and A are also wide open and, in the surname, moving toward the right, which are a sign of enthusiasm, a good imagination, and openness to new experiences. There’s good rhythm and optimism, too.” Hmm, so far Ms. Lowe has been saying good things about Jessica. Is this for real or what?? Lol! Anyway Ms. Lowe further adds that Jessica’s loyalties are split when it comes to her first and last names. “The ‘Alba’ is written on a lower level than ‘Jessica,’ so there may be some conflict with what that name represents to her. Also, the surname is larger, with open cups that are waiting to be filled up with all sorts of goodies,” she concludes. I wonder what Jessica will say about this. How about you guys?
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As we all know, Jessica Alba is in Vancouver, Canada doing reshoots for her horror movie The Eye. What we didn’t know is that she brought her cutie dogs with her! Yup, Jessica’s lovable pooches are enjoying the sights in Vancouver too. Last weekend, our favorite actress took her albino pit bull Bowie and her pug Sid, for a stroll in downtown Vancouver. They were photographed leaving the hotel and talking a leisurely walk amidst cafes and stores.
Jessica has always been known as an animal lover and is frequently photographed with her dogs in New York. Recently, they were seen strolling from beautiful Central Park to an East Village Café. According to Jessica, her furry friends “Just want to be loved, hugged and kissed. They’re great, as long as I give them attention.” Well, the photos says it all, Jessica do spend lots of time with them. She even does charity events to benefit animal shelters, and she has appeared with her adorable pets in the cover of Animal Fair magazine. That’s what we call puppy love! =)

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We already know that the gorgeous Jessica Alba is into Nintendo Wii to tone her buff bod. And now, we shall unveil her diet tactics! As what the doctors have always recommended, diet and exercise go hand in hand to achieve your dream body. That is, unless you have money for liposuction and other surgical means of trimming your bod. Anyway, according to reports, the fit-and-trim Jessica takes her diet and exercise regimen seriously to keep in shape. She says about her diet: “When I eat breakfast I’ll have an egg-white omelette and fruit, or cottage cheese and a peach.” Migod, where’s the fun in eating eggs when all you’ll eat are the whites?? Still, if it would help give you Jessica’s striking bod, it wouldn’t hurt to try right? LOL! And we bet, after eating that “hearty” breakfast, Jessica would also eat a “hearty” lunch. Perhaps a salad of delicious green leafy vegetables? No dressing of course. Man, the life of eating egg-whites and no salad dressings don’t sound so appealing huh? So, would like to have Jessica’s uber-sexy bod in exchange for a life without gustatory pleasures? What would you choose??
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Yesterday, we pointed you to one of Jessica Alba’s favorite clothing shops in Los Angeles. And today, we’ll unveil our favorite actress’ latest fashion accessory — let’s all welcome the Muffin Bag! That’s the photo below, and no, it’s not related to the carbo-rich yummy food ok? Lol! The bag is a creation of the Italian designer label Moschino and according to the company’s rep, “Some fans of the Muffin Bag are Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel.” What’s with all the Jessicas?? Lol! Other Muffin lovers are the amazing Beyonce Knowles and Rosario Dawson.

And how much is the Muffin bag? It’s priced at a freakin’ $1,895!!! Too expensive huh?? But according to a fan of the bag, “There’s no denying that the ‘foil silver metallic with tan (goat) leather trim’ has a certain wow factor. And it’s practical, in a four-figure, Jessica-on-the-red-carpet kind of way.” Hahahaha! Well, if you do have extra money, the bag can be an investment like all other luxury bags. So, go go go fashionistas!
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So, you’re a superfan of Jessica and raring to follow her every fashion statement; and you ask yourself “Where do I start?” Well, first off, you gotta need lots of moolah baby! If you have that, then read on. Lol! If you’re living in Los Angeles, you’re in luck coz our first featured store patronized by Jessica Alba is in the bustling city of angels. This store is Intuition and located in 10581 W. Pico Blvd., between a McDonald’s and a kung-fu school. Weird huh? But it’s really a typical LA scene. The store became popular coz of its excellent online boutique (shopintuition.com), and aside from Jessica, it’s also a favorite haunt of Cameron Diaz and Eva Longoria. According to a shopping guide, “It seems small but it’s really a one-stop shop on the pulse of L.A. style, with a broad range of prices. You can find dresses here, a T-shirt or tank tops, or a bag for $45 or $1,500.” Sounds good enough! It sure won’t break your pocket huh? So what are you waiting for? Visit the store or shop online! But if you wanna meet Jessica, then try to go to the shop. Who knows, you might get lucky and meet our favorite actress! =)
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The uber-sexy Jessica Alba has recently divulged to EW.com’s Vanessa Juarez that she has always wanted to do comedy. Says the Fantastic Four actress, “I’ve always wanted to do comedy — it’s just that when people look at me…they didn’t think I could do it. Or they didn’t really understand. So I hosted the MTV Movie Awards to show people that I can do comedy. I kind of used it as an audition. That’s how I got Good Luck Chuck. And then from there, when you do one, then they’re like, ”Oh, she can do it. It works.” Thus, it ain’t a surprise to her fans anymore that she has three comedy movies this season.
First she has The Ten which is currently showing in theaters though Jessica says, “I’m only in it for three seconds…. [The movie is] a satire on the Ten Commandments. I’m Paul Rudd’s temptation — he’s narrating the movie.” Second is Good Luck, Chuck (which is earning positive reviews) which is set to open this September 24, and the last movie is Love Guru where she stars with comedian extraordinaire Mike Myers. When asked why she accepted the role with Myers, Jessica replies “Are you kidding? He’s an amazing comedian. And oh my God, it would be an honor to work with him. The script is really funny: It’s about things having a soul. And there’s a Bollywood aspect to it.” Yeah, we can relate, we totally love Myers too! =) And we know you’ll rock as a comedian Jess! Agree guys??
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We earlier posted about Korean vibrating machine, eating bibimbap and cupping as one of Jessica Alba’s means of keeping her toned body sexy. Well guys, she’s got another regimen that maintains her fabulous curves! And this time it involves a gaming machine and it’s oh-so affordable. What are we talking about? None other than the Nintendo Wii! How fun is that?? =)
According to FHM’s sexiest woman, “I just got the Wii and its fun! I play all of the Wii Sports games, like bowling, tennis, and baseball. That’s a lot of fun.” Nintendo is definitely smiling from ear to ear with Jessica’s endorsement. They better watch their stocks as it may run out once Jessica’s fans will buy in droves. LOL! For those unfamiliar with Wii Sports, the game lets you play tennis, golf and boxing in the comfort of your home, using the controller to move around. Thus it’s a very physical experience, much like exercising but very fun! You burn the calories, and coupled with good diet and some tanning time, you’re gonna have Jessica’s bod in no time at all. Way to go Wii!
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Recently Jessica was seen clubbing with some friends from Europe in Les Deux and Hyde. To most of us, it was a signal that our favorite actress is back in the dating game and singles scene after her breakup with longtime lover Cash Warren. As they say she is moving on with her life and apparently, so does him.
According to reports, Cash Warren was spotted at Beverly Hills hotel Regent Beverly Wilshire flirting with actress Emmy Rossum this week. “Cash was eyeing up Emmy across the room. He went and introduced himself and got straight to the point, asking if she was single,” a source said. Ms. Rossum is the ‘Phantom of the Opera’ star who previously dated David Wildenstein from the billionaire art-dealing family for two years. The couple broke up in 2006 because of they were not seeing each other most of the time. No confirmation yet from Cash nor Emmy about the rumored flirting. Jessica, meanwhile is busy filming to even care about her ex’s dalliances. Hehe!
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Jasmine: :biggrin: ha. lol. thats funny!
cheyenne menter: :bored: n alba nice job on the pregnancy and tell cash warren i say congradulations to u both
JAYE: :sad: That is really terrible. But I can relate because I developed early too and had other kids at school...
a: and you’re positive she’s naming her kid honor….
Angie Zegers: I can’t wait to see The Love Guru :)
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